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akunohomu:

Artist: 洗面きぬ子

Translators from Danbooru: pikuchan, NononJ, whitebase, dizzy c, Hillside Moose, oturib

tumblr hates super-tall images so just click on this link and read it on imgur instead. seriously don’t try and read on tumblr.

probably someone else already typeset this but i haven’t seen it so whatever

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blueheart29:

alicethedragonvalkyrie:

hetriedtokillme-w-a-forklift:

Whenever people tell me subs are always superior to dubs, I refer back to this scene.

OMFG

DYING

13 hours ago | J | 34,175 notes
viagrah:

undercover-witch:

You do know the one with the beautifully colored plumage is the male peacock and it only presents itself like that to attract the plain colored female, right?
So basically the only role your fabulousness has is to impress the plain ol’ me. And I may or may not give a fuck.




the last one omfg im so done

viagrah:

undercover-witch:

You do know the one with the beautifully colored plumage is the male peacock and it only presents itself like that to attract the plain colored female, right?

So basically the only role your fabulousness has is to impress the plain ol’ me. And I may or may not give a fuck.

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the last one omfg im so done

14 hours ago | J | 806,989 notes

caerulea-divilu:

did-someone-say-pool:

the-time-lord-of-the-rings:

Mama Fury on waking up the Avengers.

(Source: Imgur)

LOKI IS FUCKGN DUCT TAPED TO THE BED I SIMPLY CANNOT

I don’t think there will ever come a time when I won’t reblog this.

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hotdamnitsbam:

ctgraphy:

christajnewman:

therealmooki:

antolovich:

girl-with-minnie-ears:

theclichefortunecookie:

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

thecheerfulemo:

Cutest fucking alien in existence

You sure about that


yeah


i’m


pretty


sure



Damn the Disney fandom just reclaimed its post

And belted the crap out of the Whovians

Four for you, Stitch fandom.





Always reblog my baby

hotdamnitsbam:

ctgraphy:

christajnewman:

therealmooki:

antolovich:

girl-with-minnie-ears:

theclichefortunecookie:

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

thecheerfulemo:

Cutest fucking alien in existence

You sure about that

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yeah

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i’m

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pretty

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sure

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Damn the Disney fandom just reclaimed its post

And belted the crap out of the Whovians

Four for you, Stitch fandom.

Always reblog my baby

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tanteicrossing:

how much bamboo is too much bamboo

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revereche:

bogleech:

elvenrainbow:

shitsuren-chama:

ocean-child-love:

kaibas-paragraphical-mind:

what-is-a-homestuck:

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

"I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS" "oh hey sabrina."

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid
taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 
every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again
and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.



I don’t see how this is much of a downside
When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

revereche:

bogleech:

elvenrainbow:

shitsuren-chama:

ocean-child-love:

kaibas-paragraphical-mind:

what-is-a-homestuck:

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

"I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS" "oh hey sabrina."

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid

taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 

every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again

and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.

I don’t see how this is much of a downside

When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

14 hours ago | J | 218,930 notes

orangeis:

I’m sorry, I couldn’t hear you over the best tv- character of 2013 (pic from here)

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qthewetsprocket:

tilathebun:

laughingsquid:

An Adorable Compilation of Squeaky Baby Sloths

justaraccoon WHY DID YOU NOT TELL ME THEY MADE THIS NOISE

I’M LITERALLY DYING I CAN’T HANDLE THE CUTENESS

NOBODY WATCH THIS VIDEO

IT’S TOO LATE FOR ME SAVE YOURSELVES

AAAAA!!

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Like A Boss - Cmdr Shepard [2/7]
aesfocus & lady-z13

1 day ago | J | 344 notes

bowtiesandbatman:

If you don’t like Monty Python you’re wrong

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ramavoite:

sailorp00n:

rosydrops:

Cleaning
clean bathroom tips
organize your closet
how to fix a leaky faucet
how to keep a clean kitchen
removing stains from your carpet
Money
how to coupon
what to do when you can’t pay your bills
see if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill
how to save money
How to Balance a Check Book
How to do Your Own Taxes
Health
how to take care of yourself when you’re sick
things to bring to a doctor’s appointment
what to expect from your first gynecologist appointment
how to make a doctor’s appointment
how to pick a health insurance plan
a list of stress relievers
how to get free therapy

how to remove a splinter


how to avoid a hangover

Emergency
what to do if you get pulled over by a cop
a list of hotlines in a crisis
things to keep in your car in case of an emergency

how to do the heimlich maneuver

Food
recipes that take 30 minutes or less
Yummy apple thing
Brownie in a cup
Cookie in a cup
French bread pizza
Egg tacos
panera mac n cheese recipe
different salad recipes
harry potter recipes
healthy recipes
various cookie recipes
chocolate cupcakes w/ eggless cookie dough topping
s’mores pie 
nutella hot chocolate
peanut butter nutella swirl cookies
cookie in a mug
starbucks holiday drinks
fruit leathers 
brownie in a mug
how to make ramen 1000x better
eggless cookie dough (not to bake, just to eat)
make recipes using things you already have
how to put together a very fancy cheese plate 
make different flavored lemonades
various desert recipes
make tiny chocolate chip cookies
20 dishes every cook should know
learn how to make your own tea
Macaroni and cheese in a mug
Study snacks (2)
40 on-the-go breakfast recipes
Home
what the hell is a mortgage?
first apartment essentials checklist
how to care for cacti and succulents
the care and keeping of plants 
Getting an apartment
Job
time management
create a resume
find the right career
how to pick a major

how to avoid a hangover

how to interview for a job

how to stop procrastinating

How to write cover letters
Travel
ULTIMATE PACKING LIST
Traveling for Cheap 
Travel Accessories
The Best Way to Pack a Suitcase
How To Read A Map
How to Apply For A Passport
How to Make A Travel Budget
Better You
read the news
leave your childhood traumas behind
how to quit smoking

how to get a book published


how to knit


how to use a polaroid camera


how to solve a rubik’s cube


how to stop biting your nails


how to stop procrastinating


how to stop skipping breakfast


how to stop micromanaging


how to stop avoiding asking for help


how to stop swearing constantly


how to stop being a pushover

learn another language
how to improve your self-esteem
how to sew
learn how to embroider
how to love yourself
learn how to do yoga
100 tips for life
learn how to make your own cards

I’ve been living on my own for almost 4 years now and I have like 50 tabs open.
Bless the person who put together this post, it ought to be made into a pamphlet for everyone in highschool/college.

….I’ve been living on my own for 17 years now and I need this liek woah.

ramavoite:

sailorp00n:

rosydrops:

Cleaning

Money

Health

Emergency

Food

Home

Job

Travel

Better You

I’ve been living on my own for almost 4 years now and I have like 50 tabs open.

Bless the person who put together this post, it ought to be made into a pamphlet for everyone in highschool/college.

….I’ve been living on my own for 17 years now and I need this liek woah.

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proudmoore:

deerleisure:

solondonnn:

newyorksjojo:

oohmrleo:

I don’t understand, why did you reblog a picture of a normal dude hanging out on the street

I hate how tumblr does this. Why do people think it’s okay to take pictures of random guys just because they’re “attractive” or whatever? That’s fucked up, and I guarantee if this were a woman instead of a man there would be outrage.
And I know sexism isn’t equal in that sense, but people have a right to privacy. Stop being so damn creepy, y’all.

Um I’m not sure if I’m mistaken but that is a picture of a guy dressed as a squid I believe

Wow that’s rude :/

So much for body positivity on this site smh.

proudmoore:

deerleisure:

solondonnn:

newyorksjojo:

oohmrleo:

I don’t understand, why did you reblog a picture of a normal dude hanging out on the street

I hate how tumblr does this. Why do people think it’s okay to take pictures of random guys just because they’re “attractive” or whatever? That’s fucked up, and I guarantee if this were a woman instead of a man there would be outrage.

And I know sexism isn’t equal in that sense, but people have a right to privacy. Stop being so damn creepy, y’all.

Um I’m not sure if I’m mistaken but that is a picture of a guy dressed as a squid I believe

Wow that’s rude :/

So much for body positivity on this site smh.

1 day ago | J | 136,004 notes